Flustered one afternoon, I texted my family an upset message with enough expletives to deserve a bar of soap, abbreviating where necessary, and ending with “WTF?”

Everyone’s response was somewhat along the lines of the following –

My sister: “Hahaha that sucks.”
Dad: “Sorry to hear.”
My brother: “Mannn. That blows.”

And when I say “everyone,” I mean, “everyone with the exception of my mother.”

Mom: “What is ‘WTF’? ‘Wednesday, Thursday, Friday’?”

I wish she could meet Phil Dunphy.

“WTF – Why The Face?”